Snippets

<scream from upstairs from 3 year old followed by tears>

3 year old <running downstairs crying>:  Scottie HIT ME!!!

6 year old <yelling down from upstairs>:  She hit ME first!!

Daddy <yelling upstairs>:  Scottie, get down here right now!

6 year old <yelling back down>:  But I’m naked!!

Daddy:  Did you hit your sister while you were naked?!

6 year old <yelling through sniffles>:  Yes, but she hit me in the neck while I was naked FIRST!!!

Daddy:  Allie, go sit in timeout.  <yelling upstairs> Scottie, put on some underwear and come down and sit in timeout.

6 year old <crying harder>:  But I’ll be COLD!!

Daddy:  Then you should have gotten dressed instead of naked fighting.

You just can’t make this stuff up.