<scream from upstairs from 3 year old followed by tears>
3 year old <running downstairs crying>: Scottie HIT ME!!!
6 year old <yelling down from upstairs>: She hit ME first!!
Daddy <yelling upstairs>: Scottie, get down here right now!
6 year old <yelling back down>: But I’m naked!!
Daddy: Did you hit your sister while you were naked?!
6 year old <yelling through sniffles>: Yes, but she hit me in the neck while I was naked FIRST!!!
Daddy: Allie, go sit in timeout. <yelling upstairs> Scottie, put on some underwear and come down and sit in timeout.
6 year old <crying harder>: But I’ll be COLD!!
Daddy: Then you should have gotten dressed instead of naked fighting.
You just can’t make this stuff up.